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Music journalism never dies. It just gets lazy.

Wanna intern for one writer’s music  blog? I can’t pay, but I’ll teach you how to do make cool things like that (^), and tell you about the time I drank Alize and did the Humpty Dance on stage with Digital Underground, and we can laugh together at Hipster Runoff and people who haven’t heard of Arcade Fire. It’ll be grand and, most importantly, Aural Standards will be updated on the regular. Wouldn’t that be nice? Yes? Good, now that we’re agreed, please sign below. Fine print? Oh, that’s just food. I spill a lot. Yeah.