As somebody sage and genius-like once said, “No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of citizens of Teh Interwebs. LOL!” Well, here are some totally dumb things I wrote about for your entertainment.
- FEATURED: Danzig in a Danzig Shirt, Buying Cat Supplies*
- Dio Should’ve Done This: Convert Your Ashes to Vinyl (Really)
- Jersey Shore’s Snooki Tours w. Best Coast, Parties w. Wavves
- Antoine Dodson and Auto-Tune the News Sell ‘Bed Intruder’ Song
* “The Internet just rolled over and died. Cats, cult celebrity and narcissism all captured in a single itty bitty photograph.”
(all stories via West Coast Sound, via L.A. Weekly)